두 마리 토끼를 다 잡을 순 없어.

A: I think I slept funny. I’ve got a kink in my neck.
B: Toss your pillows. You’ll sleep like a baby.
A: I have to prop my head up to see my TV.
B: Make a choice. 두 마리 토끼를 다 잡을 순 없어.

A: 잠을 잘 못잤나봐. 목이 결렸어.
B: 베개를 치워. 아기처럼 곤하게 잘걸?　　　　　
A: 티비볼 때 머리 받치려면 베개가 필요해.
B: 선택을 해. You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.

[Additional expressions]
*I think I slept funny.
– I must have slept wrong. / I guess I slept in a strange position.
*I’ve got a kink in my neck.
– My neck hurts. / I’ve got a serious cramp in my neck. / My neck is stiff.
*Toss your pillows.
– Throw your pillows away. / Get rid of your pillows. / Put your pillows in the trash.
*You’ll sleep like a baby.
– You’ll sleep much better. / You’ll get a good night’s sleep every night.
*I have to prop my head up to see my TV.
– I need pillows to rest my read on while I watch TV in bed.
*Make a choice.
– It’s up to you. / You make the call. / Do what you want.
*You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.
– You can’t have everything. / Nothing is perfect.