난 “조심남” 이잖아.

A: My car has a plethora of scrapes and dents.
B: That’s because you drive it like it’s a bumper car.
A: That is utterly untrue. 난 “조심남”의 전형이라고.
B: Yes. Just one look at your car tells all.

A: 내 차는 긁히고 찌그러진 자국 투성이야.
B: 그건 네가 차를 범퍼카 몰 듯 타고 다녀서 그래.
A: 그건 완전 사실이 아니야. I am the epitome of “careful”.
B: 그렇지 뭐. 네 차 한번만 딱 보면 다 알 수 있거든.

[Additional expressions]
*My car has a plethora of scrapes and dents.
– My car is all banged up. / My vehicle is pretty busted up.
*That’s because
– The reason for that is / You can blame that on the fact that / The reason why is that
*You drive it like it’s a bumper car.
– You’re a bad driver. / You crash into everything. / You hit everything.
*That is utterly untrue.
– That is completely false. / That is so not true. / That is 100% falsehood.
*I am the epitome of “careful”.
– I am the greatest example of being careful. / I’m perfectly careful.
*Just one look at your car tells all.
– Looking at your car tells that story. / Your car shows how careful you are.